Santa&Banta after a long Gap !!!!
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*Santa*: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
*Boss*: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin
hundi.
*Pappu*, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
tongue?
*Santa*: Very long!
*Lady*:Time kitna hua hai?
*Banta*: Bra Panties.
*Lady*: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
*Banta*: Time hi to bataya hai 12:35
*Santa*: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
*Jeeto*: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
*Santa*: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.
*Lady Doc*: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte
ho?
*Santa*: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am -
11am.
Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
*Santa asks*: Who are you?
*Wife:* How dare you forget your wife?
*Santa*: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai.
*Lady Secretary*: Sir, it’s your wife’s call. She wants to kiss you on the
phone.
*Santa*: Take message and give me later.
*Jeeto to Santa*: Stop looking at girls, you are married now.
*Santa*: You mean if I am on diet, I can’t look at the menu also?
*Interviewer*: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain?
*Santa:* O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa
rahi hai?
Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
*Santa* raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
*Jeeto*: Zehar.
*Husb*: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.
Ballee ....Ballleeee
When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you
have a moral obligation to share it with others
