Similar thing was shown on Laughter Show with Big B caught overspeeding and driver sitting at Back.Cop told CP that he cannot challan the person since he has hired Big B as driver.
On Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 10:57 PM, MURALIDHAR IYER <[email protected]>wrote: > > > <http://sigads.rediff.com/RealMedia/ads/click_nx.ads/www.rediffmail.com/signatureline....@middle?> > > > > > > *KISH* > ** > > > --- > > VATICAN HUMOR > > After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he > doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the > curb. > > 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your > seat so we can leave?' > > 'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at > the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.' > > 'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! > What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never > gone to work that morning. > > 'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile? > > Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the > wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the > airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kph. (Remember, > the Pope is German.) > > 'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope > keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. > > 'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the > driver. > > The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but > the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the > radio. > > 'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher. > > The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo > going 205 kph. > > 'So bust him,' says the Chief. > > 'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop. > > The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!' > > 'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence. > > The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?' > > Cop: 'Bigger.' > > Chief: ' A senator?' > > Cop: 'Bigger.' > > Chief: 'The Prime Minister?' > > Cop: 'Bigger.' > > Well,' said the Chief, 'Who is it?' > > Cop: 'I think it's God!' > > The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's > God?' > > Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!' > > > > Give me a sense of humor, Lord, > Give me the grace to see a joke, > To get some humor out of life, > And pass it on to other folk! > > > > > > > <http://sigads.rediff.com/RealMedia/ads/click_nx.ads/www.rediffmail.com/signatureline....@middle?> > >
