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Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.
When you pray, you may get this type response......................
*Tring Tring Tring*
*"Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven. *
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*If you want to speak to Lord Ganesha - Press 1
* * * *Lord Shiva - Press 2
Lord Krishna - Press 3
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*For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4
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*For Further Assistance from Angels * *-* *Press 9.
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*You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following message:*
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*If you want to make a request - Press 5
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*For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 (Seldom works)
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*For thanks giving - Press 7
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*For anything else, please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel
to talk to you,
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*If you would like to hear Narada singing Bhajan while you are holding* * -*
*Press *
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*After a few minutes comes the following message:*
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*"Our records indicate that you have already prayed once today".*
*Please try again tomorrow.
Meanwhile, if you require any emergency assistance, please contact our
offshore Customer Support Executive I.E.*
<http://www.microsoft.com/india/windows/windowslive/messenger.aspx>
"One cannot get through life without pain. What we can do is choose how to
use the pain" - Bernie S. Siegel
Vanakkam Subbu
