*Teacher: *'What is your name?' Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.' *Teacher: *'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight. * Teacher: *'What is your name?'. Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear' * Teacher: *'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name' Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda." * Teacher: *What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhiji was born. *Teacher: *What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old. * Teacher: *What is the full form of maths? Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students * Teacher: *Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing? Student: BROTHERLY LOVE * Teacher: *Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August? Student: A holiday * Teacher: *'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.' * Teacher: *How old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I am... *Teacher: *How is it possible? Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) * Teacher: *There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age? Student: 32 yrs. *Teacher: *How do you know? Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. "The will to conquer is the first condition of victory" - Marshal Ferdinand Foch Vanakkam Subbu
