<http://www.wowmails.com> <http://www.wowmails.com> *Lalu Pundit was reading a book of eternal truth. He told his wife Pyari, "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Pyari advised, "Why don't you use a mouth wash?" * *
* * * * * *Lalu was saying to girl friend Pyari, "I love you" and he fell down on the floor. Confounded Pyari cried, "How come you fell down?" Fallen Lalu explained , " I fell in love with you." * * * * * * * *Boy friend: You really sing very well. Girl Friend: Oh no I am just a bathroom singer Boy friend: Well, then why you and I don't practice singing to-gather. * * * * * * * *An affluent old man marries a beautiful young woman. Tabloid interviewer asked the woman, "What did it attract you in this Old man that you married him." The woman explained, "I was attracted with a big number of dollars and a small number of days ahead."* * * * *
