*Sardar Again*** * Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, 'Pass the wine you divine'. Sardar thinks 'how poetic' Sardar says, 'Pass the custard you bastard'.*
* * * ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says 'Johny Walker single' Man on his left says 'Peter Scotch single' Sardar says - 'Baljith Singh Married'* * ************ ********* ********* ********* ********** ** Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ? how much is DRIVING salary...?* * ************ ********* ********* ********* ********** ** Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!* * ************ ********* ********* ********* ********** ** 2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...* * ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* * Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ' u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....* * ************ ********* ********* ********* ********** ** 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....* * ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** * A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......* * ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.* * ************ ********* ********* ********* ********** ** Interviewar: what s ur qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..* * ************ ********* ********* ********* ********** **Kon banega crorpathy* * Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... .. ************** ********* ********* ********* *********
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