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Subject: Fw: AMERICAN ACCENT



n Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window-shopping in
Delhi.


Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a
watch so she sees a small
shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent of the sardar owner
'Wot's the tyme?'


The sardar is a very patriotic man and hates desis / Indians who put up a
foreign accent. He replies
in the same American accent, 'Bra-panties.'


Confused the lady asks again, 'No! No! Wot's the tyme?'


The sardar again answers back, in the same accent, 'Bra-panties.'


Seeing the confusion between the two, another sardar comes to the rescue


of the lady and says, 'O papaji, tusi samajh nahin paaye'' Kudi twade ko


puuch rahii hai, kinna time hua!!'


The angry sardar shouts back at him, 'Abe paji, tow main bhi to oonoo
time hee Bata rahan hu? barah payntis (12.35).


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