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There are 7 Chartered Accountants and 7 MBAs going from Pune to Mumbai. So both groups gather at STATION. Both groups trying to prove their superiority. Scene 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) The 7 Chartered Accountants take only 1 ticket amongst them and 7 MBAs take all 7 tickets. MBAs are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC is about to come, All 7 Chartered Accountants get into one toilet. So when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.... tai tai fissssssss ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- NOW on the return Journey. All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from where they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE. SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) MBAs decide, "this time we will prove that we too are genius".... All 7 MBAs take 1! ticket amongst them. Chartered Accountant dont take any ticket. TC is about to come. ALL MBAS IN ONE TOILET. ALL CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE. One Chartered Accountant gets out and knocks the door of MBAs' toilet, One hand comes out with the ticket, he takes the ticket and runs into the CAs toilet. TC DRIVES ALL the MBAs from the toilet and they are heavily fined. tai tai fissss.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SO now both the groups are on LONAVALA station. MBAs planning their move for the last chance. SCENE 3 They board the local to Pune. This time MBAs decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick. ALL MBAs take 1 ticket.... Chartered Accountants take all 7 tickets this time... So TC comes....all Chartered Accountants show their tickets... MBAs are still searching for the toilet in the LOCAL TRAIN........... * *
