Ten reasons why South Mumbai did not vote:
10. Clashed with Salsa class.
9. Election whites not drycleaned.
8. No candidate was a hottie.
7. Tony Jethmalani contesting from suburbs. Sigh!
6. No valet parking at booth.
5. Spotted servant in queue ahead of us.
4. Driver did not turn up.
3. "Elections long over dude, Obama won!"
2. No party tackling real issues, eg, reduction of Gold Gym rates
1. No home delivery!
Why Delhi turned up to vote
1. They loved the Tata Tea ad
2. They saw the Chopras go out, and thought they must overtake the Lancer from
left
3. Bunty's girlfriend wanted to vote when they were going out for some Chinese
4. Diwan Saheb on second floor persuaded them. He is jaaaint saactry in DPCC
5. Without stable government, real estate will not revive
6. Election Commission directly asked Pappu. So nice of them!
7. Grandfather started talking on Partition, so had to run.
8. Auntyji hoped some TV crew will come and take a soundbite
9. Baba Ramdev said it is good for health
And finally
10. They had to beat the Bambaiyaas. Izzat ka sawaal tha, hainji?
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