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*1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno* *2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street - Jay Leno* *3. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it - Jay Leno * *4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!* *5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.* *6. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW* *7. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's* * * <http://in.rd.yahoo.com/tagline_dbid_4/*http://in.promos.yahoo.com/address>
