When I sent this, it had to do with following and I am sure stupidity has no sex bias.Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid
On Mon, Jun 8, 2009 at 8:28 PM, Padmanabha Vyasamoorthy < [email protected]> wrote: > > > out of nine six relate to women and three to men. > does this show the distribution of stupidity among the gender? > > > Dr P Vyasamoorthy, > 30 Gruhalakshmi Colony Secunderabad 500015 Ph 040-27846631 / 9490804278 > http://www.google.com/profiles/vyasamoorthy. > > > > vyasamoorthy: Attending today Health Care for Senior Citizens Meeting > Heritage Hyderabad. Do > ...<http://twitter.com/vyasamoorthy/statuses/2061064890> > > On Mon, Jun 8, 2009 at 7:57 PM, S Chander <[email protected]> wrote: > >> >> >> These are just too funny.... >> >> ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could >> have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen >> nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the >> counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was >> the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" >> "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets >> >> TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and >> the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one >> of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it >> between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned >> all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the >> bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do >> you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't >> think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and >> left. She had no clue to what had just happened. >> >> THREE A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive >> and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was >> doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a >> credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy." >> >> FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. " Do >> you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced >> the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do >> you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a >> battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I >> asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car >> keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, >> "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long >> walk." >> >> FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day >> she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing >> paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told >> her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put >> it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies. >> >> SIX I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was >> towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair >> and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the >> manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise >> control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich. >> >> SEVEN My neighbor works in the operations department in the central >> office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have >> problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one >> of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the >> back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?" >> >> E IGHT Police in Radnor, Pa. interrogated a suspect by placing a metal >> colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. >> The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the >> copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. >> Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed. >> >> NINE A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs >> to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The >> dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine. >> The mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... >> Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency room! >> >> Life is tough. 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