A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase... The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..' Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?' Maria: 'No Señora, our gardener he said so.....' When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others
