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MEN
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they still have time for women, they don't really care for them..
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with
others.
WOMEN
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes
and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to
wear.
4.. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully..
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an
old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you
to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe
you.
Wisdom:
WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR,
SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV,
BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE."
NOW WE HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV,
BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT & FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD
BLONDE,
AND SH E WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING
IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED
AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
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