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Subject: [forwards4all] Installing Husband (Funny)
Installing Husband (Funny)
A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct
slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs
such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Woman
She got a reply back from the Technical Support Guy.
DEAR DESPERATE Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: i thought you loved me. html and try to download Tears
6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application
works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1
is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it
runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your
system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
Tech Support
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