*1. Losing all your friends*
*Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.* *He shoots his friend and kills him.* *Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."* *2. Brother wanted* *A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother"....* *Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....* *3. Meaning of WIFE* *Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!"* *Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"* *4. Importance of a period* *Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"* *Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."* *5. Confident vs. confidential* *A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential? "* *Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "* *for** every minute you are angry you lose 60 seconds of happiness.keep smiling*
