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> Beating the employment 'trap; enjoy it…
>>
>>
>>Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
>>Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.
>>One candidate is our Kutty.
>>
>>Bill Gates: Thank you for coming.
>> Those who do not know JAVA may leave.
>>
>>2000 people leave the room.
>>
>>Kutty says to himself,
>> 'I do not know JAVA, but I have
>> nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'
>>
>>Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more
>> than 100 people may leave.
>>
>>
>>2000 people leave the room.
>>
>>
>>Kutty says to himself
>> 'I never managed anybody by
>> myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can
>> happen to me ?' So he stays.
>>
>>
>>Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may
>> leave.
>>
>>500 people leave the room.
>>
>>Kutty says to himself,
>>'I left school at 15, but what
>> have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.
>>
>>
>>Lastly,
>> Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat
>> to leave.
>>
>>498 people leave the room.
>>
>>Kutty says to himself,
>>'I do not speak one word of
>> Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays
>> and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else
>> has gone.
>>
>>
>>Bill Gates joined them and said
>>'Apparently you are the only
>> two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to
>> hear you have a conversation together in that
>> language.'
>>Calmly, Kutty turns to the other candidate and
>>says 'Naattil Eviddeya?'
>>
>>
>>The other candidate answers… 'thrissur'
>>
>>
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>>
>>"JAI MALAYALIS" __,_._,___
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