Date: Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:43:06 +0530............







MEDICAL DICTIONARY 

> Artery......................      The study of paintings.
> Bacteria....................     Back door to cafeteria. 
> Barium......................     What doctors do when patients die 
> Benign.....................     What you be, after you be eight. 
> Caesarean Section....     A neighbourhood in Rome . 
> Catscan.....................     Searching for Kitty. 
> Cauterize....................   Made eye contact with her..
> Colic..........................     A sheep dog. 
> Coma.........................     A punctuation mark. 
> Dilate.........................    To live long.. 
> Enema.......................    Not a friend. 
> Fester......................    Quicker than someone
> else. 
> Fibula......................    A small lie. 
> Impotent...................  Distinguished, well known. 
> Labour Pain...............  Getting hurt at work.. 
> Medical Staff...............  A Doctor's walking stick.
> Morbid.......................  A higher offer. 
> Nitrates....................  Cheaper than day rates. 
> Node.........................   I knew it. 
> Outpatient.................  A person who has fainted. 
> Pelvis......................    Second cousin to Elvis. 
> Post Operative........    A letter carrier. 
> Recovery Room........   Place to do upholstery. 
> Rectum.....................   Nearly killed him. 
> Secretion..................   Hiding something.. 
> Seizure.....................   Roman emperor. 
> Tablet.......................   A small table. 
> Terminal Illness........  Getting sick at the airport. 
> Tumour...................   One plus one more.
> Urine........................   Opposite of you're out.
   



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