Nandan Nilekani can do it.....Fully integrated ID card system
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>Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
>
>Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
>
>Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir?"
>
>Customer: "It's he..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"
>
>Operator : "OK... You're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu. Your
>home number is 22678893, your office 25076666 and your mobile is 09869798888.
>Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
>
>Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
>
>Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
>
>Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza...."
>
>Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
>
>Customer: "How come?"
>
>Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure
>and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
>
>Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
>
>Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it"
>
>Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
>
>Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the National
>Library last week Sir"
>
>Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will
>that cost?"
>
>Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total is Rs
>500.00"
>
>Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?"
>
>Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over
>the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since October last year. That's
>not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.."
>
>Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some
>cash before your guy arrives"
>
>Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily
>limit on machine withdrawal today"
>
>Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long
>is it gonna take anyway?"
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>Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come
>and collect it on your Nano Car..."
>
>Customer: " What!"
>
>Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Nano
>car,...registration number GZ-05-AB-1107.."
>
>Customer: " ????"
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>Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
>
>Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles
>of cola as advertised?"
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>Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
>diabetic....... "
>
>Customer: #$$^%&$...@$% ^
>
>Operator : "Better watch your language Sir.. Remember on 15th July 2010 you
>were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"
>
>Customer: [Faints]
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have a great day and keep smiling
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