From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: English..........
Date: Wed, 5 Aug 2009 12:28:02 -0400
Dear sir
One more for you
Once when I was perambulating in the nocturnal hours to think. I espied a
rustic whom I interrogated the way to go but on his professing taciturnity, I
with a rotatory motion of my cudgel converted his perpendicularity to
horizontality.
Plain:
While walking in the night I lost my way and asked a villager how to go but
since he did not oblige though knowing I hit him with my hand stick and he fell
flat to the ground.
So simble
Date: Mon, 3 Aug 2009 17:09:34 +0530
Subject: English..........
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the
paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
Protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample
of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was
unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe
damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently
the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented
in the same direction taken by the first team member.
In plain English what does this translate to?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and
broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!
--
"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly" - Robert Kennedy
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