Subject: Fwd: FW: Why men are never depressed!
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>Subject: Fwd: Why men are never depressed!
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>>>>>>WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
>>>>>>Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
>>>>>>creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
>>>>>>plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
>>>>>>be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to
>>>>>>a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell
>>>>>>you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
>>>>>>another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't
>>>>>>have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work,
>>>>>>more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $500 0. Tux rental-$100.
>>>>>>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.. New shoes
>>>>>>don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time....!
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>>>>>>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
>>>>>>tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
>>>>>>your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
>>>>>>thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
>>>>>>your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of
>>>>>>shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
>>>>>>public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on
>>>>>>your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,
>>>>>>maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play
>>>>>>with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color
>>>>>>for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You
>>>>>>can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
>>>>>>concerning growing a mustache.
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>>>>>>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>>>>>>minutes.
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>>>>>>No wonder men are happier.
>>>>>>Send this to the women who can handle itand to the men who will enjoy
>>>>>>reading it
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