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>Subject: Fwd: CUSSING AT WORK!....Oldie but Goodie
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>>Cussing at Work
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>>Dear Employees:
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>>It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
>>throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of
>>normal conversation with their co-workers.
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>>Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended,
>>this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
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>>We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately
>>express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
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>>Therefore,a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been
>>provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an
>>effective manner.
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>>Number 1
>>TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training..
>>INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
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>>Number 2
>>TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
>>INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.
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>>Number 3
>>TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
>>INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
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>>Number 4
>>TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
>>INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
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>>Number 5
>>TRY SAYING: Really?
>>INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!
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>>Number 6
>>TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
>>INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
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>>Number 7
>>TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
>>INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.
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>>Number 8
>>TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
>>INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
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>>Number 9
>>TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
>>INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
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>>Number 10
>>TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
>>INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?
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>>Number 11
>>TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues...
>>INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
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>>Number 12
>>TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
>>INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
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>>Number 13
>>TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
>>INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
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>>Number 14
>>TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
>>INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.
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>>Number 15
>>TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
>>INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
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>>Number 16
>>TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
>>INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
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>>Number 17
>>TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
>>INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
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>>Number 18
>>TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
>>INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
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>>Thank You,
>>Human Resources
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