Mr. X - RETURNS
[image: Click here to join nidokidos]* Boss: Where were you born? Mr.X: India .. Boss: which part? Mr.X: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .* [image: Click here to join nidokidos]* *<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/nidokidos> *2 were fixing a bomb in a car. 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. 2: Dont worry, I have one more.* [image: Click here to join nidokidos]* Mr.X: What is the name of your car? Lady: I* * forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Mr.X: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.* [image: Click here to join nidokidos]* Mr.X joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Mr.X: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.* *[image: Click here to join nidokidos]** Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.. Mr.X: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.* *[image: Click here to join nidokidos]** At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Mr.X: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?* *Error! Filename not specified.** Mr.X: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Mr.X: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!* ' [image: Click here to join nidokidos]* NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE**:* * In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Mr.X: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Mr.X: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....* [image: Click here to join nidokidos]* Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Mr.X: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Mr.X: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child*.
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