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*Living in 2009 * * * *YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when... * * * * * *1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. * * * *2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. * * * *3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. * * * *4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. * * * *5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. * * * *6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. * * * *7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. * * * *8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. * * * *10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. * * * *11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) * * * *12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. * * * *13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. * * * *14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. * * * *15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list * * * *AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself. * * * *Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to. ha ha ha ha.* * * cnu.pne
