That's How Maths is Done

A little boy was doing his maths homework. <http://groups.fropki.com/>

He said to himself, <http://groups.fropki.com/>

"Two plus five, the son of bitch is seven. <http://groups.fropki.com/>

Three plus six, the son of bitch is nine..." <http://groups.fropki.com/>

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you
doing?"<http://groups.fropki.com/>

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework,
Mom."<http://groups.fropki.com/>

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother
asked.<http://groups.fropki.com/>

"Yes," he answered. <http://groups.fropki.com/>

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my son in maths?" <http://groups.fropki.com/>

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning
addition."<http://groups.fropki.com/>

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son of
bitch is four?" <http://groups.fropki.com/>

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was,
two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four
<http://groups.fropki.com/>...."<http://groups.fropki.com/>

Reply via email to