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The Legend called BANTA!!!
Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s
(a grocery store ) . He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans
of cat food and goes to check
out.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will
probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks Banta to show him his cat before he
could let him have
cat food. Banta goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week Banta finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog
food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that
this guy
has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his
kids.
He asks Banta to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog
food. Banta goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
BANTA GETS ANGRY NOW
Next week Banta comes to Woolworth’s with a bag. He asks the manager to put his
hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it
out.. He shouts
at Banta: “What the F*** is this….! This is shit you Bas****…!”
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Banta calmly replies: “Yes, and I want toilet paper”.
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