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*Mens' Perspective About A Wife* *When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her..* *David Bissonette* *After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.* *Sacha Guitry* *By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.* * Socrates* *Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.* *Anonymous* 0A *The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?* *Dumas* *I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.* *Sigmund Freud* *'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'* *Anonymous* *'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'* *Sam Kinison* 0A *'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'* *James Holt McGavra* *Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.* *Patrick Murra* *The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....* * Nash* *You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.* *Anonymous* *My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.* *Henny Youngman* *A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.* *Rodney Dangerfield* *A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'* *Anonymous* *First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'* *Anonymous* *Send This To All Guys To Give Them A Good Laugh.....* * And To Those Sweet Ladies With Sense Of Humor Who Can Handle It!!!* "Impossible is Nothing" "There's no secret of getting started. You simply decide and then take your first step. With each subsequent step, the next one becomes easier" Vanakkam Subbu
