Men Are Such Useless Things
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless "things?" He has an Adams apple that isn't an apple... Two calves that will never become cows... A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere... A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything... Twenty nails that won't hold a board... A chest that won't hold linen... Two tits that won't give milk... Two buns that won't feed anyone... A belly button that won't button... Two balls that won't roll... An ass that won't pull a plow... An organ that won't play music... ...And why are you laughing?????
