Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were
sitting down for a break in their new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready,
with no stock and only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some
idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what
we're selling'.
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when,
sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and
in a thick Japanese accent asked
'What you sell?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're
selling arse-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said,
'You doing velly well, only two left'.
