Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup." A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband. Man replies: Dat's me, Whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 my friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse. Psychiatrist' s receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible. Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it! Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
