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May be a repeat but worth the humour
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The
waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich,
"What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be $9.40
please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for
payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
hamburger, fries and a coke."
The
ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man
reaches into his p ocket and pays with exact chang e.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The u sual?" asks the
waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,"
says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on
the table.
The waitres s cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir.
How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every
time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an
old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my
hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million
dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as
you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money
is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick and
long legs who agrees with everything I say."
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