Subject: Intelligent Old Cock
> > Intelligent Old Cock
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> > A farmer rears
> > twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that
> > the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the
> > farmer bought one young cock from the market.
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> > Old cock to
> > Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together
> > towards productivity.
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> > Young cock :
> > What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be
> > retired.
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> > Old cock :
> > Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help
> > you with some?
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> > Young cock :
> > No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
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> > Old cock : In
> > this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I
> > win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you
> > will have all.
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> > Young cock
> > :
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> > O.K.
> > What kind of competition?
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> > Old cock: 50
> > meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope
> > you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
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> > Young cock :
> > No problem! We will compete tomorrow morning.
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> > Confidently,
> > the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to
> > start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark
> > the Young cock chases him with all his might.
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> > Soon enough,
> > he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds..
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> > Suddenly,
> > Bang! Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot
> > dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the
> > fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week
> > !"
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