A nice poem on His Sexcellency, Narayan Dutt
Tiwari,Of many a crude joke, you have become the butt.
Sordid details of your nocturnal capers'
Have appeared in all the national papers.
I see no reason why you they so berate,
When you were just conducting 'affairs' of state.
Alas, the guv's post, with its froppery and pomp
Strictly forbids even a clandestine romp.
And you so carelessly went on a spree,
Not with one or two, but an unforgivable three !
'Night watchman' in cricket, tis all part of the game,
At your age, your deed's hardly a matter of shame.
(Other guvs, so dull, their posts they doth mock,
Most cannot hear, some cannot even walk.)
In fairness, all should give you a big hand,
But your bosses took an uncompromising stand.
'Tis unfair when your performance so grand
Should merit applause and not a reprimand.
Unfortunately for all, they took a strong line,
When you should have got away with just a small fine.
Yes old man, despite the taunts and the jeers,
I applaud you expansively - Three Cheers !!!
Rohit Shekhar now says that he is your son,
I know, I know, tis easier said than done.
Say it proudly, old man, or would you rather
Deny that you're his biological father?
Videos! - crass weapons, capturing the morbid sleaze,
Just 'coz you went back on a promised mining lease;
And the woman, thus cheated, did a harsh sting
And got you filmed in an ungovernor-like fling.
Cameras are deadly weapons - an undisputed fact,
They aim,they shoot each and every act.
Defamation charges, rightly, you decline to press,
I understand, why stir further the mess?
Cheers Tiwari, to you I raise a toast:
Worry not,they will soon fit you in some suitable post!
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