Fed up with people making fun of him, Santa Singh decided to change his
religion. He joined a priest in a church as his assistant.
One day the priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the
confessional unattended, He called Santa D'Costa (his new assistant) and asked
him to cover for him.
Santa told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to stay
with him for a little while and learn what
to do.
Santa joined the priest and then followed him into the confessional. A few
minutes later a woman came in and said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do?"
Woman: " I committed adultery"
Priest: "How many times?"
Woman: "Three times"
Priest: "Say Two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more"
A few minutes later a man entered the confessional.
He said "Father, forgive me for I have
sinned"
Priest: "What did you do?"
Man:
"I committed adultery"
Priest: "How many times?"
Man: "Three times"
Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more"
Santa, a quick learner, told the priest that he understood the job and the
priest could leave. Santa D'costa was now alone. A few minutes later another
woman entered and said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
Santa: "What did you do?"
Woman: "I committed adultery"
Santa: "How many times?"
Woman: "Once"
Santa: "Go do it two
more times, we have a special offer this
week, three times for $ 5.00"
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