*You will realize how true are these after reading fully.......* * *
*THE LAWS OF LIFE !!!** * * ** * *&** **Law of Mechanical Repair ** * *After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. ** * * ** ** * *&** **Law of the Workshop ** * *Any tool, when dropped, will roll or slide to the least accessible location. ** * * ** ** * *&** ** **Law of Probability ** * *The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. ** * * ** ** * *&** **Law of the Telephone ** * *If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.** * * ** * *&** ** **Law of the Alibi** ** * *If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,* * **the very next morning you will have a flat tire. ** * * ** * *&** **Variation Law** ** * *If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).** * * ** ** * *&** ** **Law of the **Bath ** * *When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.** * * ** * *&** ** **Law of Close Encounters ** * *The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. ** * * ** ** * *&** ** **Law of the Result ** * *When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.** * * ** ** * *&** ** ** **Law of Biomechanics ** * *The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach and scratch it. ** * * ** ** * *&** ** **Law of the Theatre ** * *At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will arrive last. ** * * ** ** * *&** ** ** **Law of Coffee ** * *As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ** * * ** * *&** **Murphy's Law of Lockers ** * *If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. ** * * ** ** * *&** ** **Law of Rugs/Carpets ** * *The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. ** * * ** ** * *&** ** ** **Law of Location ** * *No matter where you go, there you are.** ** * * ** * *&** **Law of Logical Argument ** * *Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. ** * * ** * *&** **Brown's Law ** * *If the shoe fits, it's ugly.** ** * * ** * *&** **Oliver's Law ** * *A closed mouth gathers no feet.** ** * * ** * *&** ** **Wilson** 's Law ** * *As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!) ** ** * * ** * *&** **Doctors' Law ** * *If you don't feel well, make an appointment to see a doctor, and by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll remain sick.** * * ** *
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