Subject: Fw: MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
> MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER
> PEOPLE
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> NICKNAMES
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> ·
> If Laura,
> Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other
> Laura, Kate and Sarah.
> ·
> If Mike,
> Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each
> other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
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> EATING OUT
> ·
> When the
> bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20,
> even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have
> anything smaller and none will actually admit they want
> change back.
> ·
> When the
> girls get their bill, out come the pocket
> calculators.
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> MONEY
> ·
> A man will
> pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> ·
> A woman
> will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but
> it's on sale.
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> BATHROOMS
> ·
> A man has
> six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
> shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel
> .
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> ·
> The average
> number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
> A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these
> items.
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> ARGUMENTS
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> A woman has
> the last word in any argument.
> ·
> Anything a
> man says after that is the beginning of a new
> argument.
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> FUTURE
> ·
> A woman
> worries about the future until she gets a
> husband.
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> A man never
> worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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> SUCCESS
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> A
> successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
> spend.
>
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> A
> successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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> MARRIAGE
> ·
> A woman
> marries a man expecting he will change, but he
> doesn't.
> ·
> A man
> marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she
> does.
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> DRESSING UP
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> A woman
> will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
> trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the
> mail.
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> A man will
> dress up for weddings and funerals.
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> NATURAL
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> Men wake up
> as good-looking as they went to bed.
> ·
> Women
> somehow deteriorate during the night.
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> OFFSPRING
> ·
> Ah,
> children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows
> about dentist appointments and romances, best friends,
> favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and
> dreams.
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> ·
> A man is
> vaguely aware of some short people living in the
> house.
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> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
> A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no
> use in two people remembering the same thing!
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>
> SO, send this to the
> women who have a sense of humour and who can handle it
> ... and to the men who will enjoy reading
> it.
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