you may laugh and roll over the floor...enjoy === An employee applied for leave as follows: 'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave.' ________________________________________
>From an employee who was performing the 'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son: 'as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days..' ( mundan ceremony is one the kid will be shaved off his first hair, which parents will keep till 18 months ) ________________________________________ Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: 'as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave..' ________________________________________ Another one 'As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave.' ________________________________________ Another employee applied for half day leave due to his friends death : 'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave' ________________________________________ An incident of a leave letter: 'I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday.' ________________________________________ A leave letter to the headmaster: 'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today' ________________________________________ Another leave letter written to the headmaster: 'As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day.' ________________________________________ Covering note: 'I am enclosed herewith...' ________________________________________ Another one: 'Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below...' ________________________________________ Actual letter written for application of leave: 'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave'. ________________________________________ Another Letter writing:- 'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.' ________________________________________ A candidate's job application: 'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post. -- To unsubscribe, reply using "remove me" as the subject.
