From my social worker friend chari
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*A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to<http://keralites.net/>
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*Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"*

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*God  said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and* *8 days to live."*



*Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.*  *She even had
someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!*

*Since she had  so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
make the most of it.*

*After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. *


*While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by  an ambulance.
*

*Arriving  in front of God, she demanded, *

 *"I thought you*  *said I had another 43 years. *

*Why  didn't you pull me from* *out of the path of the  ambulance?"*



*(You'll love this)*





*God replied: *


*"I didn't recognize you!"*



My Time's UP?


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