*Down memory lane - Middle class India of the 70's*




1. Though you may not publicly own to this, at the age of 12-17 years, you
were very proud of your first "Bellbottom" or your first first Apache jeans.

2. Phantom & Mandrake were your only true heroes. The brainy ones read
"Competition Success Review".

3. Your "Camlin" geometry box & Natraj/Flora pencil was your prized
possession.

4. The only "Holidays" you took were to go to your grandparents' or your
cousins' houses.

5. Ice-cream meant only - either an orange stick, a vanilla stick – or a
Choco Bar if you were better off than most.

6. You gave your neighbour’s phone number to others with a ‘c/o’ written
against it because you had booked yours only 7 years ago and were still
waiting for your number to come.

7. Your first family car (and the only one) was a Fiat or an Ambassador.
This often had to be pushed by the entire family to get going.

8. The glass windows in the back seats used to get stuck at the two-thirds
down level and used to irk the shit out of you!   The window went down only
if your puny arm could manage the tacky rotary handle to pull it down.
Locking the door was easy. You just whacked the other tacky, non-rotary
handle downwards.

9. Your mom had stitched the weirdest lace curtains for all the windows of
the car.  They were tied in the middle and if your dad was the
comfort-oriented kinds, you had a magnificent small fan upfront.

10. Your parents were proud owners of HMT watches. You "earned" yours after
SSC exams.

11. You have been to "Jumbo Circus"; have held your breath while the pretty
young thing in the glittery skirt did acrobatics, quite enjoyed the
elephants hitting football, the motorcyclist vrooming in the "Mautka Gola"
and it was politically okay to laugh your guts out at dwarfs hitting each
others bottoms!

12. You have atleast once heard "Hawa Mahal" on the radio.

13. If you had a TV, it was normal to expect the neighborhood to gather
around to watch the Chitrahaar or the Sunday movie.  If you didn't have a
TV, you just went to a house that did. It mattered little if you knew the
owners or not.

14. Sometimes the owners of these TVs got very creative and got a bi or even
a tri-coloured anti-glare screen which they attached with two side clips
onto their Weston TVs. That confused the hell out of you!

15. Black & White TVs weren't so bad after all because cricket was played in
whites.

16. You thought your Dad rocked because you got your own (the family's; not
your own own!) colour TV when the Asian Games started.  Everyone else got
the same idea as well and ever since, no one came over to your house and you
didn't go to anyone else's.

17. You dreaded the death of any political leader because of the mourning
they would announce on the TV.  After all how much "Shashtriya Sangeet" can
a kid take? Salma Sultana also didn't smile during the mourning.

18. You knew that "Indira Gandhi" was somebody really powerful and terribly
important. And that's all you needed to know.

19. The only "Gadgets" in the house were the TV, the Fridge and possibly a
mixer.

20. All the gadgets had to be duly covered with a crochet covers and
sometimes even with ingenious, custom-fit plastic covers.

21. Movies meant Rajesh Khanna or Amitabh Bachchan. Before the start of the
movie you always had to watch the obligatory "Newsreel".

22. You thought you were so rocking because you knew almost all the songs of
Abba and Boney M.

23. Your hormones went crazy when you heard "Disco Deewane" by Naziya Hassan
& Zoheb Hassan.

24. School teachers, your parents and even your neighbours could whack you
and it was all okay.

25. Photograph taking was a big thing. You were lucky if your family owned a
camera.  A reel of 36 exposures was valuable hence it justified the half
hour preparation & "setting" & the "posing" for each picture.
Therefore, you have atleast one family picture where everyone is holding
their breath and standing at attention!

You were really happy then...... peace of mind, no pressure no stress.

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