hi,
an interesting piece in todays et is attached
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Paul the soothsayer 


It’s Due To His Three Octopus Hearts 



   IF ONLY Paul were Indian. At least we’d have some real connection to the 
football World Cup. We could claim the psychic powers of the cephalopod were 
due 
to having swum and lived in parts of our ancient land where the power of 
prophecy is more common than the habit of analysis. The octopus that, barring 
one wrong prediction during Euro 2008, has unerringly been picking the winners 
at the World Cup, holds some form of dual citizenship. Indeed, never before has 
an octopus’ country of origin and current residence been the centre of such 
attention. Born in Weymouth, England, and currently residing in an aquarium in 
Oberhausen, Germany, Paul has been signalling the winner of upcoming matches by 
dipping first into the box with the winner’s flag of two boxes of mussels 
planted with the respective flags of the clashing teams. To the consternation 
of 
his hosts, Paul picked Spain over Germany to advance to the final of the 
tournament. There were, predictably, doubts about his intentions and possible 
biases given his land of birth. Such is the jitteriness felt by fans before 
every big match that a tentacled creature caused acute apprehensions even about 
a team that has performed, in one word, superbly. And then Paul also did 
correctly choose Germany over England before their key match. 

   By the time these words are being read, it’ll be known if Paul got it right. 
If he did, well, perhaps consideration is due. The laws of probability have to 
run their course sometime. If he hasn’t got it right, we can go back to looking 
at him as a sea-critter with three hearts. Which fact, of course, can help both 
ways. It could have been the large-/many-heartedness that made him choose the 
winners. And when he got it wrong, it’d be because his hearts lay in different 
places. Here in India, of course, one awaits the astrologer who, after all is 
over, will claim he had predicted it all last year. At least Paul can’t speak. 


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