25th Wedding Anniversary
A Lady in her early forties getups in the midst of her sleep and finds her husband missing from their bed. She was a bit scared and ultimately finds him in the living room, sipping from a cup of tea, deep in thought and tears falling from his eyes. It was their 25th Wedding Anniversary the next day. She asked him why he was crying and tried to console him. Then the husband asked his wife "Do you remember the good old days when you were sweet sixteen and I was eighteen, when we were lovers and were fooling around, and one day your Dad saw us together in the beach. And do you remember the very next day your Dad brought you to me and asked me not to bother his daughter anymore, and when I told him that I will kill him if he gives you in marriage to another man; and his answer was ' Young Man if you kill me you will be behind bars for twenty five years' The wife replied "So what, ultimately he agreed to our marriage and we got married too." The husband replied "That is exactly what I was thinking now and had I killed your father and gone to jail then, from tomorrow I would have been a Free Man after 25 years in prison"
