*Gentle Thoughts for Today* !
- Birds of a feather flock together . . . and then crap on your car. - The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. - Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL. (Xtra Large)' - If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. - If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. - The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. - First you forget names; then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down! - Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and *your hand over my mouth* . . . AMEN! - The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also *to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.* * *
