> > > >Tamils are always proud to be Tamizhs. Pretty courteous. They speak yenglish >but >sorry, no indi (Hindi). The more common Madarasi (chennaisi now) is an ardent >fan of kireeket matches wharever he may be. > > >Their counterparts in Mumbay think they live in America, but speak Hinglish >like, 'are you sure ki Sujata aa rahi hai ya I'll go akela!' > >And they take great pride in making stupid mistakes in Hindi Grammar. The BEST >hypocrites in the world. Kyaa...??? > >Thamizhs, are verry lecky to have 'simble' neighbours like the keralites who >are >a komblex race of peoblle (they migrated around 2000 BC from the Middle East >and >now the Sheikhs are wary of them), but they have excellent GK, eat a lot of >chok-lyte and own 99.998765% of tyre shops in the world and form 99% of >nursing >community. > > >Not far behind the kerals is the telugu desam who are totally againeshtu >flaunting their wealthu to the worldu. Though they occasionally come out withu >brick red shirtsu and parrot green pantsu with pleetsu. Worstu, no? But they >are >greatu in CICSu, Microsu and COBOLu! Generally sane peoplesu (and so you can >always find them judgingu, probhingu, queschioningu othersu ...) > > >The Canadians, excuse me, the Kannadigas aor (are) the coolest in the south >but >if there is political unrest in Hersogovnia oare (or) an ebola virus outbreak >in >Uganda they bash up the Tamils in Karnataka. Cauvery very bad! When it comes >to >actor Rajkumar if a fly sits on his nose, they'll burn the entire city of >Bengaluru to kill the fly! To hell with Silicon valley! I-ron firshtu, girlu, >Lasht Bussu, roadu, crickeatu, filamu are some of their favourites. > > >Maharashtrians are a conservative, confused, complex lot-kar. Kar? That is >because gavaskar, tendulkar, bahulkar.. confused?? that is because sitting in >southern part of India they would ask the other person 'are you from >Maharashtra >or from South India..?' and genuinely wonder why the other person takes some >time to answer the question. They like the principles of pheejix and their >favourite character in the alphabet is Zay (god knows where that came from). >Although soft, peace loving people. > > >And right there next to the Maharashtrians are the Gujjubhais. They like to >keep >kesh in the benk and their favourite passtime is eating snakes (like paav >bhaji, >masala papad and pijja) at the local snake bar. They gobble down alak sev like >their life depends on it and believe in the brotherhood of man and sisterhood >of >woman (everybody is a bhai or a ben). > > >If you go further eesht, you land of Udissa- the land of i-ron where >sombalpuroa >and Bhubaneshbara are big towns. The people are bery cordial and if you are >Vikram they bill soorly ask you B or Bhe. They do not sout, sam or soot but >occasnally bawsh their phace at the wasbashin. James Bond Mohanty in our >colleze >roll nomber jero, jero, sebhen. AAnd his brother was Asees (Ashish). > > >Bengalees are bery bery similor, but or bery proud oph Subas Chondro >Boash and Shoatyojit Roy and everybody is Xda. I used to have a friend by name >Dada. Bot I most conphess roshgollas and sawndesh are bery goooood, tho! > > >Bihari kids are supposed to be the smartest kids in India if not in the >universe! How we wish they grow up the same way ... but... And Biharees are >bery >phond of Laloo, Rabdi, Ranchi, Chaara. ka isse bhadiya tumre pass kooch hai, >kaa? spit spit... spit paan.. > > >UPites and MPites are busy going to ischool with their Ishstainless ishsteel >tiffin boxes and istudying metals to make lots of ishteel. > > >Punjabis are very sweet and aggressive and offer Rotti Whotti Khayega, to >which >I once replied No. He said Tage itu, yaar! By Godu! Surjeetu, what happenedu, >oi? Then of course, everybodys a paappe or a kaakke.Thats P'njab for you. > > >And Kashmir (called Cashmir by many, may be because of the amount of cash >spent >to keep it in India)?? I know Roja (or Roza?)was shot (I mean filmed) >somewhere >nearby... > > >But at the end of the day, wherever you are in the world, whether it is in >Sunnyvale, CA; Birmingham, UK; Ummar Quwain, UAE or Serangoon Road, Singapore, >ask them who they are and you'll get just one answer - > >'INDIAN'!!!! > > > > > >
