And now, some male bashing..... > > >Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? > >A: Puppies grow up. > > >Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? > >A: Because they are... > > >Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? > >A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. > > >Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the >ground >first? > > >A: Who cares?????.. ... > > >Q: What did God say after he created man? > >A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!! > > >Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ? > >A: I don't know, I've never seen either. > > >Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? > >A: i) no mind ii) no business > > >Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? > >A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions . > > >Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? > >A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink... > > >Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? > >A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of >driving. > > > >Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? > >A: Exchange him!! > > >Q: Why do men like smart women? > >A: Opposites attract. > > > >Pass this on to some women who need a laugh.... > >and to men who can handle it! > >
