*Nothing personal!!!* A guy was driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog for Sale'
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a beautiful Black Lab sitting there. You talk?' he asks.. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government and wok undercover, so I applied to the CIA and they snapped me up... In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down. I retired from the CIA (8 dog years is 56 civil service years) and signed up for a job at the local airport to do some undercover security, smelling around suspicious characters and listening in to their conversations. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired..' The guy is amazed and knew he wanted to have the dog. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's such a bullshitter... He never did any of that crap. He was in the AIR FORCE ' With best wishes S Chander
