Pls ignore if this is a repeat.
Muralidhar S Iyer ________________________________ From: milind mk <[email protected]> To: Milindyahoo <[email protected]> Sent: Thu, August 12, 2010 2:46:04 PM Subject: Poor Husbands >Poor Husbands > > > >Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC >No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor >He is designed to remain Silent indoor... > >"Husband is one who is the head of the family, >but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes." > >A man in Hell asked Devil: >Can I make a call to my Wife? >After making call he asked how much to pay. >Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free. > >Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? >It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! >Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever > >Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, >So I'd be in your hands all day. >Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, >So I could have a new one every day. > >Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills. >Wife: When must I give them to him? >Doctor: They are for you > >Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.. >Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. > >Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? >Husband: A lovely Push...! > > > >
