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*Madrasi Jokes.........*** * *** * *** *What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?*** *I, Iyer, Iyengar.*** * *** *What’s the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?*** *Comepalakrishnan.*** * *** *How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?*** *Ready….Steady…..**PO*** * *** *What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?*** *Rangamannar Rangarajan.*** * *** *How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl?*** *Ivan Lendl (Ivan = ‘he’ in Tamil).*** * *** *What did the Tamilian call the tall building a Japanese built?*** *Nikumo Nikado (Will it or won’t it stand?)*** * * *-----------------------------------------------------*** *A lady arrived at the **Madras** airport after spending 36 hours in transit. She was fully exhausted after such a long trip with her 6 young kids. Collecting many suitcases, the family entered the cramped customs area.*** * *** *A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, “Ma’am,” he said, “do all these children and this luggage belong to you?”*** * *** *“Yes, sir,” the lady said with a sigh. “They’re all mine.”*** * *** *The customs agent began his interrogation “Ma’am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?”*** * *** *“Sir,” she calmly answered, “if I’d had any of those items, I would have used them by now.”*** * ---------------------------------------------------------*** *James Bond comes out of British Airways at Chennai, goes to his waiting driver and says “I’m Bond, James Bond. James to you”.*** * *** *For which the driver replies “I’m Subramaniam, Bala Subramaniam. Balls to you…”*** *--------------------------------------------*** *What is the opposite of Subramniam Swamy?*** *Subramaniam Didn’t See Me*
