GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE
*Good morning. . . . At present we are not available but, please leave your message after you hear the beep.* ** *beeeeeppp ...* *If you are one of our children, press 1* *If you need us to stay with the children, press 2* *If you want to borrow the car, press 3* *If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing, press 4* *If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5* *If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6* *If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7* *If you want to come to eat here, press 8* *If you need money, press 9* *If you are going to invite us to dinner, or take us to the theatre - start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"* --- With best wishes S Chander
