*KIDS IN CHURCH* *3-year-old Reese:*
*"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,* *Harold is His name.* *Amen."* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* *A little boy was overheard praying:* *"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.* *I'm having a real good time like I am."* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* *After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.* *His father asked him three times what was wrong.* *Finally, the boy replied,* *"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* *One particular four-year-old prayed,* *"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* *A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"* *One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping?"* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* *A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.* *"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'* *Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* *A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.* *"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.* *"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.* *The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* *A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"* *"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.* *"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.* *The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* *Peace, love and happines**s!!* -- With best wishes S Chander
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