*Getting Married* Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon , are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds " Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!" Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely.." Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jacob: "Adult incontinance pants?" Pharmacist: "Sure." Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents registery... ps for those who do not practice in US. In US, every invitation for special occassions like marriage, b/day etc etc have a indication of present registery. this gives an indication what presents have been book and what is available so that there is no duplicacy. However, the Shop registered as registery, promises to exchange the item. Thus receiver of gifts does not have similar present, can exchange things not required. What an idea, Sirjee.. -- With best wishes S Chander
