A customer asks, "In what aisle could I find the Sarson Daa Tel?"
The clerk says you must be a SARDAR. The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. -If I had asked for Italian Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian? -Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? -Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? -Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? -Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish? The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then…?" The clerk replies: . . . ."*Because you're in a Liquor Store."* -- With best wishes S Chander
